just cause she has some zerg-like vagina doesn’t mean you need it– Adam Kovic
I hope my nintendogs are alright →
10knotes: hotboyproblems I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
so we were at Mata tonight, a Japanese hamachi restaurant, and my older brother got super drunk. and this one girl walks by with a long sweatshirt on so you cant tell if she was wearing pants. after she started walking away he asks us if she is even wearing pants, but he says it rather loudly. when she gets back from the bathroom or something he practically yells out “are you even wearing...
hisgoodbyenote: in the midst of the election chaos, nicolas cage quietly sneaks away with the declaration of independence
anal-girl: I need Mejai’s Soulstealer, Sword of the Occult and Leviathan on Nunu. Why? He snowballs.
Having a wedding? Invite Loki, you will have...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: I feel terrible about laughing at this but oh my god. His face is halfway between devestated and a sassy “oh my god did you really just say that?” Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
talesfromthelosers-side: pretty sure this is what Romney america would look like
i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
ponchometalo: ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney agreed to install the Yahoo toolbar. Voting for Mitt Romney is like installing the Yahoo! Toolbar on the nation.
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
i am 8000% done with math and it’s not even mathematically possible to be 8000% done with math that’s how done with math i am
livinglovinoloca: i survived the New England Earthquake 2012
10knotes: perksofbeingajediknight: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
moderator: what are your views on gun control
mitt romney: single parents are ruining this country
lesbooan: au where sollux is an undecided american voter