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sunflowerbutch:

no and that’s not the first time i’ve seen somebody call taylor swift the greatest lyricist of “our generation”/of all time/whatever and it’s just like. man i really think you could just benefit from listening to more music. yknow. in general. like there’s a lot you’re missing out on, i think, if that’s the best you know of

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wizardlyghost:

wizardlyghost:

itsagifnotagif:

There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison

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manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing will make you think “i have got to get weirder” more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you’re like a normie to them

“sicko feedback loop” is a warrior’s bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

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charlesoberonn:

Tweet  by Jack Bernhardt @jackbern23:  "My favourite aspect of Halloween is the playlists, where people clearly add songs like Zombie by the Cranberries on name alone, so at parties it goes Monster Mash, Rocky Horror, Beautiful Elegy About Intergenerational Trauma of English Violence Against Ireland, then Thriller"ALT

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sergeantsarcasm:

mariconcarne:

afreauxheaux:

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo | comfort

Some people do, this scene is cut out of airline versions even in 2023

They cut this scene on TV all the time, even now, 23 years later.

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kaijuno:

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bigasspants:

bigasspants:

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

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sufferblr:

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

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daughter-of-sapph0:

melas-chasma:

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twitter is rapidly generating some insane kind of brain eating amoeba opinions

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zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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